Children Are Coming; Cover Your Face.

A friend of mine posted a picture on Facebook of a little boy coloring at his desk. His mouth was open in this scream/smile - the one that kids do when they’re unexplainably feeling hyperactive and their actions start having the surprising, angular motion of insects. You don’t know what they’re going to do next and they are randomly emitting these piercing little screams as they skip around the room. You are trying to laugh because you think they are having fun, but your hands are coming up halfway to cover your face. 

So this little boy is screaming in that hyper way as he’s coloring and the caption under the picture says, “I FUCKING LOVE COLORING!” It’s pretty hilarious. And she had about 20 comments and every one was either a single or double worded exclamation including the word “Fucking” or an acronym that included the letter “F” to stand for “Fucking”. I decided that the best comment I could get from someone is that I’m “Fucking Hilarious.” If we ever have the “Siskel and Ebert” of our generation their stamp of approval will be “Fucking Hilarious.” “Well, Ebert, I thought this movie was Fucking Hilarious.” “I did, too, Siskel. I also thought it was Fucking Hilarious.”